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Nov. 6th, 2009

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Friday cookie wears a toga.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. – Aristotle

Oct. 28th, 2009

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Wed cookie would like to see it your way...even though it's wrong

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes." –Anonymous

Oct. 16th, 2009

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Friday cookie is coco flavored

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. – Coco Chanel
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Yesterday's fortune cookie says "x+y = qué?"

“The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots.” Robert Heinlein

Oct. 14th, 2009

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Chinese Fortune Cookie

“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” - Lao Tzu

Oct. 8th, 2009

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Fortune cookii

It's never too late to go wrong.

Sep. 25th, 2009

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Fortune cookie is suspicious of your intent

“Look to people’s positive intent, especially when they appear to have none." -Kare Anderson

Sep. 22nd, 2009

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Cookie says " Test...test...1..2..3"

“Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't”-Richard Bach

Sep. 17th, 2009

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Fortune cookie taped to the fridge

"All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." Picasso

Sep. 14th, 2009

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Fortune cookie wishes people would leave it alone so it can read.

“We read to know we are not alone.” – C.S. Lewis

Sep. 11th, 2009

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Friday cookie is tricky

History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time.

Sep. 10th, 2009

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Fortune cookie humms because it doesn't know the words.

Every song ends,but that's not a reason to not enjoy music

Sep. 9th, 2009

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Mission impossible cookie will self destruct in 5..4..3..2

Even "impossible" says I'm possible!

Sep. 8th, 2009

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Post holiday advice

Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. – Jackson Brown

Sep. 4th, 2009

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Friday cookie says "Leave it alone man!"

“A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.” –Thoreau

Sep. 2nd, 2009

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Honest cookie

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.” Zaphod Beeblebrox

Aug. 25th, 2009

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No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. Mary Wollstonecraft

Aug. 24th, 2009

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Monday cookie

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln

Aug. 19th, 2009

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Humpday Cookie

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.

Aug. 17th, 2009

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Monday Cookie says "A chicken in every pot"

“Politics is the art of appearing candid and completely open, while concealing as much as possible.”

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